We Know Vinny Guadagnino’s Mom Paola and His Uncle Nino — but Where Is His Dad?

Sitch says, “I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I’d like to still hit it. It’s you. Can I still hit it?

liked that girl. She was cute, she was fun, and she seemed more really Jersey than any of the cast members Mike’s “relationship” with Paula in season 6. Remember Yeaah buddy just three guiedos dancing together · Even in family vacation, Nicole still seems very selfish. Jersey Shore Tour! . 1/​5.

For once Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino did something a little less slimy and showed at least a hint of a conscience on Jersey Shore tonight. After about a week of being wifed up with Paula , he decided that was long enough and started plotting how he was going to weasel his way out of the relationship It’s you.

Can I still hit it? Still as repugnant as they come, but at least he didn’t technically screw her over, so I suppose he gets a little very little credit for that. It was, however, the lamest breakup in history. First because Mike told half of the Jersey Shore that he was going to break up with Paula before he did it, and she already knew it was coming. Then, not only did he bring along his gang of guidos to watch him do the dirty work, but he actually had the gall to tan first.

After his tan, it was time, and Vinny, Pauly, and Ron were ready with their candy for the show.